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Paul J. Berating

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Coalition and One Nation chase each other down the immigration rabbit hole, PM warns

The Coalition and One Nation are competing to restrict welfare payments to citizens only, with Albanese warning the two parties are chasing each other down an immigration 'rabbit hole.'

The Coalition's decided to beat One Nation by becoming One Nation — a limbo contest against a snake, where the bar only goes one way. Scratch the citizenship line and you find the same talk that's been kicking round since the boats. Menzies built a broad church to keep these people inside the tent. This mob's pitched it in Pauline's backyard and wonders why she's charging rent.

Women Vote With Their Feet, and Both Sides Built the Exit

Women are drifting to One Nation from both Labor and the Coalition, and the major parties are treating the exodus as a surprise rather than a verdict.

Both sides treated women like a captive market — a childcare announcement here, a netball-club photo op there, the whole thing run off a focus group. Hanson's hoovering up the ones who worked out nobody was actually listening. The parties will blame the women. Bismarck handed the workers pensions to stop them defecting; this mob's polled women for a decade and never once read the answer.

CGT would be a 'wrecking ball' for Kiwi economy, NZ PM tells Albanese

Albanese and his New Zealand counterpart traded jokes in Noosa while papering over a real split on capital gains tax, with the Kiwi leader warning the policy would wreck growth.

New Zealand's never had a capital gains tax, and it's also got the most unaffordable housing in the developed world. Funny, that. Now Luxon's flown to Noosa to warn us the wrecking ball's coming for the economy. Mate, the wrecking ball already swung. It's called the Auckland property market, and you're standing in the rubble telling us not to build.

Liberals sublet their renewal from the Nationals

Federal Liberal president Tony Abbott has installed Nationals organisational figure Lincoln Folo to lead an urgent rebuild, framed as a defence against the rising tide of minor parties.

The born-to-rule squad has gone next door to borrow an organiser off the Nationals — the senior partner subletting competence from the junior tenant.