Last updated 8:13am Tuesday 26 May 2026 AEDT

Paul J. Berating

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Coalition discovers the stopwatch

Michaelia Cash questions why charges against Ben Roberts-Smith came together quickly while the ISIS brides decision took three weeks.

Cash wants to know why the AFP moved fast on Roberts-Smith and slow on the returning brides — as if the answer isn't that one case had a Federal Court judgment sitting on the desk and the other didn't. The Coalition's discovered prosecutorial timelines are a wonderful thing when you've got nothing else to say at the dispatch box.

Markets rally on a peace deal that exists mainly in a press release

Oil eases and the ASX lifts on reports the US and Iran are nearing a deal, with tankers exiting the Strait of Hormuz. The market is pricing optimism it cannot verify.

Tankers turn around in the Strait of Hormuz and the ASX claps like a seal at feeding time. The market doesn't price peace — it prices the rumour of peace, then prices the rumour of the rumour. By Thursday Trump will have unnegotiated it on his phone and the same traders will call it a shock.

Teals in advanced talks to form new political party

Secret deliberations to launch the party within weeks have come to light after senator David Pocock shared his involvement in discussions on Sunday.

The teals are forming a party, which is the political equivalent of a book club deciding to incorporate. The whole point of the independent brand was that you weren't a party — now they want a logo, a constitution, and presumably a national conference where they argue about the catering. Pocock's let the cat out of the bag and the cat's wearing a lanyard.