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Paul J. Berating

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Hockey's AUKUS jitters: just ring Trump, mate

Former ambassador Joe Hockey says he's nervous about AUKUS and reckons the fix is Albanese cold-calling Donald Trump to build the relationship.

Hockey wants Albanese to cold-call Trump like he's flogging solar panels in Penrith. The man who couldn't sell a budget to his own party room is now selling phone diplomacy. Talleyrand built alliances through cunning. We're building ours through the redial button.

Power bills to fall up to 10% as renewables and batteries hit record share of grid

Default market offer prices drop 3.4%–10.7% in NSW and south-east Queensland from July, with renewables meeting nearly half of national power in 2025. South Australian flat-rate customers cop a 1.4% rise.

Bills down ten per cent because the wind blew and the sun came up — the same physics that's been on offer since the Carboniferous. Took us a decade of culture war about coal to discover the cheapest electron is the one nobody has to dig up. Meanwhile South Australia cops a 1.4% rise because reality refuses to be uniform across a continent.

Coalition discovers the stopwatch

Michaelia Cash questions why charges against Ben Roberts-Smith came together quickly while the ISIS brides decision took three weeks.

Cash wants to know why the AFP moved fast on Roberts-Smith and slow on the returning brides — as if the answer isn't that one case had a Federal Court judgment sitting on the desk and the other didn't. The Coalition's discovered prosecutorial timelines are a wonderful thing when you've got nothing else to say at the dispatch box.