Paul J. Berating

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Coalition orders the bombers, the subs, and a Plan B — pick a posture, mate

Opposition defence spokesman James Paterson wants Australia to consider long-range bombers while hedging on the AUKUS submarine deal he calls 'enormous risks'.

Paterson wants long-range bombers and a Plan B on AUKUS in the same breath — the man's ordered the entrée, the mains, and a backup restaurant in case the kitchen catches fire. The Coalition signed the submarine deal, sold it as the cornerstone, and now whispers about contingencies like a bloke checking the exits at his own wedding. Bombers, subs, true belief, hedged bets. Pick a posture, mate.