Paul J. Berating

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Hastie discovers the protection racket has terms and conditions

Shadow defence minister Andrew Hastie publicly criticised Trump's attacks on US allies over the Iran conflict, revealing growing Coalition unease with Washington's transactional approach to its partnerships.

Hastie's "visceral reaction" to Trump slagging the allies is the sound of a man discovering that the bouncer he hired doesn't actually like him. The AUKUS cheerleaders spent three years telling us the alliance was ironclad — turns out it's iron-conditional, and the condition is you do what you're told or cop it publicly. Bismarck kept his alliances by managing expectations. Washington keeps theirs by issuing invoices.