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PM Uses Wartime Address Format to Ask Nation to Catch the Bus

Anthony Albanese delivers a rare prerecorded address urging Australians to use public transport and conserve fuel as Middle East disruptions threaten months of economic shocks, while promising to shore up international supplies and boost local production.

Albanese's gone to the prerecorded address — the format reserved for wars and pandemics — to ask the nation to catch a bus. Three weeks of strategic fuel reserves, fifty years of warnings, and the big move is a video telling commuters to be brave. Chifley would have announced a refinery. This mob announced a carpool. The rare address isn't about the crisis — it's an admission that when the crisis arrived, the cupboard was bare and the only thing left to ration was optimism.